We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to
Take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
Values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
Before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
Choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are
Made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the
Same, pass this on to your redneck friends.
Y'all know who ya are.
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
Be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing
The 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas'
Instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
Someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
Hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
Veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
And you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
Raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to
A friend.
If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that
You, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the
Same beliefs as those talked about in this email.
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YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS FEEL
FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM.
IN GOD WE TRUST!
